"I think Pringles original intention was to make tennis balls… but on the day the rubber was supposed to show up a truckload of potatoes came. Pringles is a laid-back company, so they just said, “Fuck it, cut em up!"
- Mitch Hedberg
Mr. Coke?
…you’re welcome.
Going to see the new HP tonight because my roommate is a big fan. Up untill recently this was all I knew about the ‘wizard’ movie.
Lohan back in her hay-day.
Friend at work offered this to me to help catch me up for the new movie tonight….
The Parking Space
Elaine: Oh, you're never gonna find a space on Jerry's block, just put it in a
garage.
George: Look, I have my system. First I look for the dream spot right in front
of the door, then I slowly expand out in concentric circles.
Elaine: Oh come on, George, please put it in a garage. I don't want to spend
an hour looking for a space.
George: I can't park in a garage.
Elaine: Why?
George: I don't know, I just can't. Nobody in my family can pay for parking,
it's a sickness. My father never paid for parking; my mother, my brother,
nobody. We can't do it.
Elaine: I'll pay for it.
George: You don't understand. A garage. I can't even pull in there. It's
like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I
could get it for free?
Card from my parents <3
This video turned out so funny! Even if you are not a FTSK fan, Kyle is incredibly charming and funny. Take a look see!
